Smoky was a cool businessman
He had a dog named Doug with a cantankerous personality.
Smoky and Doug often went walking in the park. It was their "together" time, and they both enjoyed the camaraderie. Doug like to smell what other dogs had left along the trail in the park, which sometimes annoyed Smoky. Because Smoky was cool. "Come on, Doug, haven't you smelled that spot before?" was a common Smoky lament. Doug seemed to ignore Smoky as the latter pulled on his leash, but he was actually keenly focused on his friend and owner to see how much irritation he could cause. Because Doug was cantankerous. And then one day...
Doug used that moment to run off in search of that curious smell. Smokey, who had been distracted with the jogger, could not stop him. He handed the card to the jogger and ran after Doug. Doug found a burrow by a tree, started scanning and went inside. Smokey arrived just to see how the ground seemed to swallow Doug up.
As others arrived, an elderly couple and a young man with headphones, the jogger rose and confronted Smokey. Doug trotted over the grass and went on sniffing. There was definitely another smell to investigate, perhaps a cat or something more exotic and exciting, like a squirrel or possum. Doug liked the attention of humans but humans tended to one of two smells: either a healthy sweaty smell, like the jogger who rubbed his belly, or a stinking chemical smell of too much soap and body lotions, which was usually the case with Smokey. As Doug did his sniffing, Smokey calmed down a bit. The elderly couple walked on. The dude with the headphones followed the couple. The jogger had entered into a conversation with Smokey, who had calmed down and now reached in his pocket, pulled out a business card, wrote some numbers on the back, and handed it to the jogger.
Smokey became enraged seeing Doug's response to the little bitch. "Don't touch him!" he shouted. Other park visitors rushed over to see what the commotion was all about. Smokey's face was swollen red with anger as he tried tugging Doug away from under the jogger's hands.
Smokey screamed out and fell to the ground as the jogger knelt down to pat Doug on his little dog head. " Are you alright little pup?" the sweet smelling jogger said. " Is your master being mean?" Doug rolled over to let the jogger rub his underbelly.
Those were Smoky's nuts. Doug had a lot of smell familiarity with them. However this jogger was a whole new smell. So after giving the jogger a lick for the kick, Doug decided to give the jogger a sniff too -- but found there were no nuts there.
Smoky got really upset and started yelling at Doug who was acting like he was smelling something on the side of the trail. "Come on, you goddam mut! What are you doing?" and he jerked the leash. Before Smoky had only pulled naggingly on the leash, but jerking on it was hurtful, so Doug was hurt. But then so was Smoky as a PETA activist jogger who saw what happened stopped to kick him in the nuts!